Kevin Burke is a writer and comedian based in New York City and Boston. He is a Headline Contributor for The Onion, Reductress, The Hard Times, and The Broadway Beat, and has had work published in The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Points In Case, and The Weekly Humorist. He also has an original half-hour comedy pilot available upon request.

Glorbon is an extra-terrestrial from the planet Schamesket. He feeds off Kevin’s blood and tears, and lives in his shower. Everything Kevin does is in service of Glorbon.